Monday, April 18, 2011

Stop blaming the immigrants for all our ills











Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem - what's the difference? None. As they all live in bigger houses and have their children go to better school's than yours. They'll also not worry about their pension when that end date arrives.

It's the public's fault for playing this stupid game of electoral voting. I have no sympathy for the electorate. Long gone are the days of Democracy in the UK - maybe as far back as 1945. And if you think a change of Government will make any difference, then you deserve all you get for your naivety. I am aged 48, never ever voted, no intention of voting and neither do I complain. I am blessed with a lovely lifestyle and loving family. Maybe people should start questioning the corruption and deceit of all the politicians, regardless of party, rather than the easy option of picking on defenceless immigrants, who's cuisine's you all enjoy, but would prefer to keep at arm's distance.

The immigrants did not get the UK involved into 3 wars which put a drain on society. The immigrants did not steal the money from the Banks. The immigrants did not force up the house prices with their greed. How many CEO's or Chief Execs are there that are immigrants? But then again when something goes wrong, it surely can't be us British people as WE live in a Democratic society that is the blue print for the rest of the world to follow. Utter nonsense. Wake up and smell the cappuccino.

I wonder how many people know the difference between a Hindhu, Muslim, Buddhist or Sikh never-mind who is an immigrant or who has the right to live here. This is more to do with a fraction of the public who have very little empathy, wishing to return to their Anglo Saxon way of life in Britain, with the Krays running around enforcing their version of law and order and Starsky & Hutch back on BBC TV before Match of the Day started. The world has long moved on, whether for the better or the worse, but it has moved. Ignorance needs to move along too. There are more paedophilia's living in UK than Muslim women who wear Burka's.

If you want someone to blame, blame the electorate who time and time again vote for such imbeciles, as Blair, Cameron, Clegg, Major, Harold Wilson, Thatcher, Anthony Eden, James Callaghan, Clement Atlee, Alec Douglas-Home. What makes you think that the next Prime Minister will do any different?

If you wish to claim multiculturalism then that involves more than having Lenny Henry on TV and a few unsavoury characters in Eastenders. Engage in dialect with someone of a different race, religion creed, sexuality and refrain from walking around blinkered with the mindset of an ant.

tspoonfr - 18/4/2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

Oh poor Rory....

Poor young Rory Mac. I felt for him for about 2 minutes yesterday, then jumped up and said 'Bitch'. Don't get me wrong he played great for 3 days until the pressure reach but I love Tiger and the fact he indulges in similar sexual fantasies to myself my respect for him has gone colossal. And when TW is in contention then I start doing voodoo on the other golfers in the hope they do a 'Greg Norman'.

The golf displayed last night was great entertainment and shows again why this is the the greatest and most difficult of sports played on the planet. It had drama, excitement, courage and more leadership changes than a night at the local Labour Town Hall. As a semi-expert in this game I knew it was far from over for the boy with the Michael Jackson afro. Although 4 shots ahead entering the final day, I have witnessed enough last day blow-outs to know the pack were chasing. And in that pack included Tiger.

Woods was -2 after three holes and he had that bounce in his step that was last seen coming out of the lap dancing club in Los Angeles, more than eighteen months ago. And when Tiger is on the march, you better watch out. He is like Tyson in his prime. Kobe Bryant seeking a championship ring. Or Ronaldo when he was at Barcelona before the nightclubs and threesomes took over. I was praying for Tiger not to draw the driver out of his bag, as this is his nemesis. But I could not get a tweet to him quick enough and low and behold, with adrenalin pumping after another birdie, whoosh, Woods was in the trees.

But nothing could prepare me for what I was to witness with Rory Mac. His drive on 11, was similar to mine at the local course, before knee surgery and sexual gratification put an end to my illustrious career with the irons and green grass. I thought wow or more to the point "What the f**k was that?" to see Mac standing between two log cabin houses as though he were waiting for someone to invite him in for coffee. He followed this with a triple bogey from no more than 10 feet whereas at that point someone should have ran up to him and give him a hug. One of those hugs a parent gives to their child. I have no idea what happened to him after this, as the BBC so full of praise at the start of the show, decided they could not waste video footage to follow him around any longer.

Tiger birdied the 16th when it should have been an eagle and I felt his tournament slip away, like the porn star actress he was practising oral liaisons with two years ago. But he will be back I have no doubt. As for Rory Mac, he will need some soul searching before he enters the public domain once again. He is young. We all had a f**ked up afro and then grew up and I feel this will happen to him. Hopefully it will happen before the next major, because you do not wish for the little Irish boy to follow Tiger's path and start visit certain club in Dublin.



tspoonfr

The greatest Satirical News Blog page is back

I'm back, like Arnie. I know it's been a while, but when you are raising children, have mountains of domestic work to fulfil, a job to uphold and a backlog to porn to catch up with, it's not easy to put pen to paper. Or in the world of blogging, let my fingers find a keyboard.

So much has happened since we were last together. Barack Obama is still leader of Bad Boy U.S. , playing his part in the live reality of the 'Black & White Minstral' show with great vigour. I'm sure when little George was running tings, he was only involved with one war at a time. Just goes to show how Black man can floss. Three wars at the same time. Man. Ooops there is no actual war against Libya, its just an air invasion. Silly me. Give that man another Nobel Peace Prize.

Then we have the demise of Tiger Woods for indulging in fantasies many of us have not even dreamt yet. What can be Mrs Woods' problem? Is there no jaffa cakes in the cupboard? Does she require another pair of Jimmy Choo shoes? Or should Tiger give up attending Lap Dancing Clubs on a Tuesday, as that is the night he needs to be home, chatting foolishness, filling up the dish washer or planning the next boring Dinner Party? Tiger, I know how you feel bro......

In my absence Liverpool (my football team) have employed a new manager and then sacked him and employed another. This not only gives a bad name to prostitution but makes us the laughing stock of the football world. Now King Kenny is in charge I hope there is some stability at the club for the forseeable otherwise Rafa Benny may make a comeback and the rise in suicides on Merseyside will treble.

For those in the know, I have given up one of my favourite pastimes: Indulging in the chronic, indica, sensimillia, weed, spliff after 25 years useful service. Not only do I believe I deserve a pension but a pair of gold cuff-links and tie clip would not go a miss. I have now become one of those Hovis Cloth cap boring people that live in Burnley, whom I used to disdain but now admire from afar. Bear with me while I try to find myself, last seen back when Charlie used to take Diana around the back of the bike shed's and Love Thy Neighbour was considered prime time viewing.

tspoon - 11/4/11





News of the World - Apology not accepted !!!

Following the debacle of the NotW and it's phone tapping scandal, the newspaper have now issued an apology which means the matter can be laid to rest. Not !!

The only reason the Scandal paper came out with an apology which amounted to being caught again in the biscuit barrel when wifey says 'only one biscuit per day', was that they had no more lies to tell or could no longer be bothered explaining the need to tap people's mobile phones seeking crimes not committed by politicians who engage in fetishes which would not be out of place on the Adult Channel (903). They somehow want you to believe it is in the National's interest to fathom out what Andy Gray had for dinner the previous night or can Mystic Meg forsee you winning that week's Bingo and walking off with £50.

The owner of the tabloid, Mr Rupert Murdoch with his status of upper-upper-super-upper class is so out of touch with any sense of realism, that he has far more important engagements than to become embroiled with mere mortals seeking condemnation for criminal activities produced by his editors and journalists on his behalf.

The only real shock within the journalism sphere, to which I am proud to be a member, is that there are not more publications found wanting when it comes to under-hand activities such as this. Long has been my stance that we no longer live in a democracy that to me these situations are no longer shocking. What was shocking was that they called a press-conference to apologise. It's a bit like a mass murderer being caught after the 16th body has been found, putting his hands and saying sorry, because the victim was asking for it.

Until we go back to independent journalism which gives a balanced view of events, I expect to see more and more of these scandals.


Sunday, April 26, 2009

Question of Palestine

I have been following the Israel/Palestine issue for the past few years, as I like to get the full picture rather than watch SKY News and their biased reporting. In a nutshell for people who do not read the Times or Guardian 60 years ago there was no country called Israel, but there was a piece of holy land called Lebanon, where Jesus was born and many historic events have occurred during the past two thousand odd years. Lebanon was considered a holy place and lived in peace by all faith's and denominations. All religions had lived side by side in tranquilly and peace until 1917 when the British (had to be) by the name of Arthur James Balfour declared Lebanon the place where Israeli Jew's could settle. How fesity!!
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This was done without any discussion with the local Palestinian people, who woke up to find new settler's and much of their land gone. Over the past forty years Israel has extended it's paws so brutally that the United Nations has on a number of occasions issued declarations warning Israel to behave and stop its endless bombing of their neighbour's. Today the people are more like refugees in their own land which now is about the size of a football pitch has been the increase of Israel's land mass over the past half century. You see Israel can carry on like Tyson because they are backed by the US with all the arms and weapons it needs to keep the little Palestinian man at bay. They show no compassion for a people so limited in resources that David Beckham and family have more underwear than these people. And not only that but the lack of respect they show in the holiest of holy land's is disgusting. A few weeks back in one of Israel numerous attacks against the 'pea-shooter's' of Palestine, they bombed the actual church where Mary had Jesus. Fe real! The nativity stable where man was born was blown into a million pieces, while certain men was playing cowboys and Indians. And yet no church man stood up to defend the bombing, the damage or the endless attacks on a people who's birthright was that land.

Every norm of civilized behavior and international law was violated including the Geneva Conventions prohibition of acts of revenge against civilian populations. Israel kept the borders of Gaza sealed, and would not even allow the population to flee and save their lives. That they are held virtually blameless by the U.S. corporate media – Israel sycophants of the lowest order. Now members of the Israeli Defense Force themselves are coming forward to admit that they committed war crimes – but the mainstream press is censoring their confessions! Even when Israeli soldiers openly testify to committing murder in Gaza, as reported by the Israeli press, the U.S. corporate media keeps the people of this country ignorant of the crimes against humanity bankrolled by American taxpayers.

From what I gathered so far, Palestine is seen by the Jews as once belonging to them. For many many years it has been Islamic however. In 1948, a plan was devised to create two states. One Arab and one Jewish. The Jews agreed, Islamic people did not (and to be fair they had every right). But the UN still saw that the Jewish community was too big to not have it's own land, and where better to place them that their claimed holy land. A war soon broke out, separating Palestine. West Bank fell to Jordan, whilst Gaza Strip went to Egypt. To this day, Palestinian Arabs are furious with Israel actually existing and Israel are still trying to defend their right to stay. This time Israel have attacked the Gaza strip in an attempt to stop the rocket attacks by Hamas on southern Israel. However, Israel had put up barriers and blocked Gaza from around November time. You will find it hard to agree with one side if you are unbiased, and the only way you can chose who is wrong is by going back 60 years. Israel should never have been created, and the only defence for this is religious ones. So unless you are Jewish yourself, you might agree there was no right for Israel to declare independence.

Palestinians are showing how strong they are by even still living. Think of it, they hardly have any electricity per day, no food is coming into the city, no clean water, no medical aid, and Israelis are launching bombs every 2 hours at places where they think Hamas has weapons. Yet Hamas continues to defend themselves, and all that is happening is children and innocent civilians are dying. Did Israelis hit the right target? they only killed 1 Hamas leader out of the 500 killed and over 1700 injured. Basically they're living in a closed room. Nothing coming in or out. People are just dying, and why do Israelis think they have the right over the land? its as much holy to Muslims as it is to Jewish people and Christians.

Demonstrations against Israel’s slaughter in Gaza have been are taking place in every major city in the United States and throughout the world. People of conscience are standing up and speaking out…. but where are their governments? There have been a few ‘verbal condemnations’ but no action whatsoever. Where is the UN? Where is the EU?? We all know where President puppet Obama is, he’s out playing with his golf balls today, with Michelle trying her hand at being the new 'Charlie Dimmock'. Are they all afraid to speak out against these atrocities? Is Obama afraid that by doing so the ‘charges’ against him being a Muslim might pop up again? And what about the leaders of the Arab world? Even those that do not recognise Israel have been silent….. what’s that all about??

The United and the UK are Israeli government’s only friend's in the world. While boycotts and protests against Israel are carried out all over the globe, concerned Americans are silenced because the corporate media and the political system have turned their country into Israel’s colony. All goods made in Israel must be boycotted. All companies having dealings with Israel must be boycotted. Israel must be completely isolated, only then will it realise that it cannot continue in this zioholocaust they have created. Only you can make this a reality.

Israel does not want peace. The US does not want peace. War means profits for the MIC. And they want war for as long as possible. Israel must be removed from the United Nations. It has proven umpteen times that it has no regard for that body by rejecting every resolution ever passed against them.

But if you are in favor of the UN then take a look at all the UN resolutions that Israel ignores. The UN is meaningless when the US can use it's veto to knock down whatever it wants and even when it doesn't the resolutions are never enforced anyway. Thus the only things enforced are whatever the US agrees with making the international body just a whipping-boy and a face to try and legitimize US imperialism.

If you suggest that I am biased, I invite you to read any sound history of the period and verify the facts.

tspoonfr

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Piracy, piracy ... nothing but bloody pirates



Can we not get away from these pirate stories flaunting the airwaves at the moment? if it's not the Somalian Bad Boys showing the International world that they will not be used as a toxic dumping ground, or the new Porn Channel on 928 called "Bondage Pirates" we now have the Swedish courts, sentencing the founders of Pirate Bay, a torrent site, for illegal copyright infringement, on the basis they were accountable for sharing millions of free music and movies to their users. For the uneducated this is akin to paying for hardcore porn on the internet in 2009. I mean whatever next? Are we to go back to buying top-shelf magazines, with a video attached on the cover?

Basically I have it from good sources that you log into one of millions of torrents sites freely available, search for a movie such as "X Men" or "Sex and The City" and simply click download, to be able to get that movie or the latest Justin Timberlake album to your PC. It's so simple, I know someone of someone, who's 6 year old daughter can download "Dora Explorer" and "The Sarah Jane Adventures" with no trouble and at the same time try to bribe their parents for extra TV viewing time.

You may ask what is tspoonfr's view on downloading and the ability to take something for free. (tee hee) Well of course morally speaking, stealing and taking possessions of goods and services which do not belong to you or you have not paid for is against some kind of law, depends who implements the law. However, where I come from on the streets of South London, taking what does not belong to you takes on an entirely different connotation.

My personal viewpoint is that I have over the previous 25 years spent a considerable amount of money on going to the cinema to watch that 'blockbuster' only to be disappointed that I was unable to smoke my weed or drink a lager while relaxing. I have spent even more buying crap music and CD's by artists such as Vanilla Ice or Boyz II Men. (Don't ask !!) In fact I not only believe in downloading new movies, documentaries, current affairs, music albums and top quality porn (the amateur home made section is particularly a favourite of mine) but you should abandon your S*Y viewing card and simply "stream" your live shows such as football, cricket, motor racing etc... and download TV shows such as 'Ender and 'Ant & Dec'. I would under normal circumstances publish such links here for the benefit of readers but during the present climate, with the Internet police in full force, I will refrain from posting the links on this blog, but should you email me, I will comply with a full list of sporting and sexual links for a nominal fee.

Don't be alarmed by this viewpoint as you already pay a provider for internet coverage and that should be sufficient. 95% of housewives wanted their husband's to take them for a Chinese Meal instead of paying £45 per month to Mr Murdoch, when I informed them that ALL the football matches are free of charge. Don't get me wrong, I understand artists should be rewarded for their work and if I were in such a position...blah blah.. But I am at the stage where I have had enough of artists like Beyonce and people from "Britain's Got Talent" releasing crap song after crap song and expecting the public to spend up to £4 on a song they spent all of 15 mins writing, recording and singing.

It's the same with movies. If a Denzil Washington or Spike Lee movie is any good, has drama, a good plot and story line and subjects the viewer to 2 hours of 'take you mind away' solid characterisation then the cinema will be jammed. However if the movie is anything but, no solid action or great dialogue, you can expect to see the black man at the movies, like Paris Hilton at the Million Man March.

The argument should be against crap movies, rubbish actor's and scripts, not against defenseless people who have the insufficient funds or resources to mount any successful defence against a corrupt and one-sided entertainment industry. All this fuss over a file, which you can delete, just like a word document.

tspoonfr

When is torture ... Torture

I n the late 50's and early 60's there was a gang of villian's who controlled the whole of London using tactics known as torture. These ranged from extracting toe-nails with pliers, gouging of eyes, sleep deprivation and water torture. That gang was known as the Krays, who went on to notoriety as Britain's infamous Twins, who eventually died while serving the rest of their lives behind bars for the crimes they committed.

This sounds very familar to the crimes outlined by Human rights groups such as Amnesty International and the Center for Constitutional Rights have been outspoken in their criticism, while monitoring the complaints and leaked photographs from Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib. A quote from Amnesty International "The release of CIA memos on interrogation methods by the US Department of Justice appears to have offered a get-out-of-jail-free card to people involved in torture," says it all.

It is not surprising that Barak Obama failed to apportion any blame at the hands of the previous leaders: merrsers Bush, Cheney et al, but that he did so - in a way as to completely overlook that main point; that torture against prisoners of war never mind innocent victims, the CIA and Intelligent Services believe responsible in terrorist activities breaches all constitution of the Third Geneva Convention "relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War".

In the documentary film Ghosts of Abu Ghraib, John Yoo says that though he doesn't think the Geneva Conventions covered Abu Ghraib, he believes the soldiers and their commanding officers felt the techniques used fell within the Conventions. The abuses at Abu Ghraib occurred in the immediate aftermath of a decision by Rumsfeld to step up the hunt for "actionable intelligence" among Iraqi prisoners. The general who oversaw intelligence gathering at GITMO was brought in to overhaul interrogation practices in Iraq, and teams of interrogators from GITMO were sent to Abu Ghraib. The commanding general in Iraq issued orders to "manipulate an internee's emotions and weaknesses." Military police were ordered by military intelligence to "set physical and mental conditions for favorable interrogation of witnesses." instill fear. As the CIA agents are off the hook, it didn't take long for the military to prosecute military policemen Graner, England and Frederick who were found guilty for their acts at Abu Ghraib. It was at this point, that allegations by prisoners were suddenly taken serious by International lawyers, which basically came to a abrupt conclusion this week when Barak Obama released his statement exhonorating any blame of the C.I.A. or the "Infamous 5" of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Powell and Rice. If only the Kray twins had been so lucky.....

The memos released last week would be comical if they weren't so tragic about the level of legal hairsplitting. In the case of Abu Zubaydah, the Justice Department lawyer instructed that as long as the CIA did not tell him anything about the insect, and the insect was non-stinging, "the insect's placement in the box would not constitute a threat of severe physical pain or suffering to a reasonable person in his position." Just how a lawyer sitting in his office in Washington, D.C., would know what a "reasonable person in his position" might think is unclear.

There clearly needs to be a torture investigation; personally, I'd prefer that it be led by an independent prosecutor at this point. I think there is more than enough proof that laws were broken, and we need accountability in Government and High Office.

Barak Obama's failure to prosecute any of the CIA members responsible for, God knows how many deaths in their pursuit for 'War on Terror' stating that they cannot be held accountable while acting under orders from supervisors no longer in a position of power is tantamount to letting Charles Manson free on the claim that he is heterosexual. Obama's refusal to hold accountable those responsible for the wrongs so evident from the memos is unacceptable. A child would recognise these tactics as cruel and inhumane. After eight years without transparency or accountability, Mr. Obama promised the American people and the world both. Another choice of fancy words without much substance, full of trickery and disguise but nothing more than a famous burger, without relish.

tspoonfr

Another Policeman found acting as Rambo

Following the G20 Protest March in London on 1 April, the death of a 47 year old, Ian Tomlinson has again brought to the public, the cock-ups, the tactics and overall leadership of the Metropolitan police force. Even the head of the police complaints watchdog is calling for a national debate on how officers maintain public order after revealing nearly 90 complaints had been received about the use of force at the G20 protests. This on the back of a bad 12 months for the police following on from the setup where the police arrested shadow immigration minister Damian Green. Mr Green was arrested, held for nine hours and had his two homes and offices searched by police investigating alleged leaks from the Home Office. This turned out weeks later to be illegal and unlawful with the new Police commissioner actually visiting the property to arrest Mr Green without a warrant.

This came following the resignation of Ian Blair, the ex Police Commissioner who faced criticism over the racism row involving the Met's most senior Asian officer Tarique Ghaffur and the Police Authority auditors who are in the process of examining Scotland Yard contracts given to consultancy firm Impact Plus, run by a friend of Ian Blair. This on the back of a damming report by the MPA (Met Police Authority) over the handling of information by Sir Ian Blair in the killing of Jean Charles De Menzes, in which he was heavily critised.

So what is the message sent from the streets of London by the "boys in blue" delivered with their baton's and CS Gas, which brought an end to the life of yet another innocent man? In a country which prides itself on truth, justice and equality for all. In a country which brags about sending its troops into other countries under the banner of 'Democracy' to instill peace. In a country which has seen more deaths at the hands of the police over the past ten years than the previous century, we can expect to see MORE of this behaviour, with the only surprise that so far only one death has be brought the attention of the public. And how the police tried to surpress that footage. I don't expect to see justice performed. I don't hold out much hope for the policeman in question to be demoted. There's even less of a chance that he will lose his pension or benefits. Without justice there can be no democracy. And without democracy there can be no peace. And without peace, the people will never relax nor forget, nor stop fighting for their rights as a human being........

R.I.P. Ian Tomlinson - aged 47 - Gone but not forgotten.....

tspoonfr

NBA Playoffs

Yes, its the start of the Basketball playoffs in America. After an exhausting 82 game regular season we are down to the final 16 teams who will battle it out over the coming 2 months for a place in the 7 game final, commencing in May.

Reigning champions Boston Celtics remain the team to beat, with my team, LA Lakers, hot on their heels for that prestigious title and more important bragging rights in the RnB Clubs across the country.

Other teams to fear this year, will be Chicago Bulls, with their 2 British players (big up Ben Gordon and Luol Deng), San Antonia Spurs, with Tim Duncan and local French favourite Tony Parker. Others to watch out for will be the best team over the season, and with the coach of the year, Cleveland Browns and Lebron James.

I fully expect 'buzzer beater' finishes in most of the games, with the divisional championships bringing out the best of what the NBA is about.

Here are my predictions for the first round playoffs:

LA Lakers 4-1 Jazz
Nuggets 4-3 Hornets
Spurs 2-4 Mavericks
Blazers 3-4 Rockets

Cavaliers 4-1 Pistons
Celtics 4-2 Bulls
Magic 4-1 Sixers
Hawks 4-2 Heat

tspoonfr

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

slow down in reporting at tspoonfr


If you have noticed the reduction in blogs posted over the past week, I must apologise to my faithful readers and offer an explanation. No, I have not been inducted by the weed aliens and shipped the the planet 'Sativa'. No, I have not been held hostage in Guantanamo Bay or wherever Barak Obama allegedly keeps those citizens who do not agree with his policies, ooops I mean fundamental terrorists who are against democracy and will not stop and intend on turning the entire globe into Muslims. And no, I have not landed the Assistant position at Liverpool F.C. in the run up to the Premiership title.

I understand there has been a lot in the news recently, what with the murder, ooops again, the alleged and unlawful killing of the G20 protester who died last week. Also in the news has been the hijacking of a plane in Jamaica on Monday. You knew the story was not serious when the hijacker demanded a reduction in the price of weed, back in line with inflation. There's a piece I have been writing about Political prisoner Mumia Abu Jamal, currently held on Death Row in Philadephia, who has had his latest appeal overturned by the supreme court. Also ongoing in the news is the latest UN debacle surrounding the Racism conference taking place in Geneva, Switzerland, where Israel, of all countries is considering boycotting the event if they feel other countries are being racist towards them. When I pick myself up from the laughter I'll make a comment, against the Nation who recently installed Benjamin Netanyahu, as president, yes the same man who said 9/11 was good for Israel. More on Israel in a subsequent blog.

And finally the decision to sentence the owners of Pirate Bay for - what I am not exactly sure. Whatever next? will we need to pay for online porn and what about the performers in those sex video's? Will we start to see a series of counter claim's against owners who have a vast collection of those 45 minute special's on their hard-drive's? Again check back at tspoonfr for an article about internet piracy later in the week.

So that's it for now. Come back later in the week, where you can expect more disclosing, naming and shaming report's which entwine that of the political, entertainment, financial and sporting world's.

tspoonfr