Monday, November 5, 2007

Henk Cate bring in the weed




Henk Cate bring in the weed

Word on the street of Amsterdam late last night was that of Chelsea's new head coach, Henk ten Cate, the ex manager of the local team here Ajax. Rumour has it that 'ten Gallon Hat' is a mastermind weed grower and the two weeks he has spent at Chelsea has not been wasted. Again rumour has it; he has been laying the foundations to a good summer crop of Orange Bud. You can see the change in the players, especially the ones of darker skin completion, Drogba, Malouda and Essien. They appear more relaxed and are playing more attractive football, than was the case under previous head coach, Jose Mourinho. After games there is much jokes and laughter amongst the players and this is having a knock on effect on Andrei Shevchenko, who has crashed two Ferrari's in the last week, but scored 6 goals. There is no proof that 'ten gallon' actually bought over a few ounces to get the party started, so to speak.
So coaching isn't all about getting your A and B badges and attending courses at Lilleshall. Maybe getting a book on Amazon, entitled 'How to grow your own' has a more profound impact on playing sexy football.

The rumours were heard in the Grasshopper coffee-shop on Waramstrasse, which has an array of hash muffins, space cakes and weed lollipops.

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