Wednesday, March 12, 2008

To be a porn star or not

Last night on Amsterdam TV porn channel 950 (tourist information service) they had a black man in one of the movie, who I was sure was over 45 years. My man had grey hair, everywhere, as though this were a new fad. For someone like myself who has been trying to break into the adult entertainment film industry for a long time, this is no consulation that he was a black guy or the fact that he was a mere taxi driver, able to pick up women at will.

Granted my man had some moves, especially one which involves running from the kitchen door and landing as though you were an olympic long jumper. I still got moves, energy and imagination as wifey will testify, so I wonder why they do not reply to my stream of emails, letters and requests to appear as an extra or on the 'Home made video specials'.

If there are any readers out there who can assist in my new fad career or know someone who appears on either the Fantasy Channel or Red Hot Wives then please write in and offer your suggesstion as how I can break into this market before I become eligible for a free bus pass else I will have to release my sex tape, similar to Paris and Pamela but Wifey will not be to happy about this.

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