Wednesday, November 14, 2007

The day I finally became European

Today, I was finally accepted as a member of the european union, as I now officially speak five languages, which entitles one to it's exclusive membership. It is actually six languages but street I have found on wikimedia is not officially recognised. This morning on the metro, I managed to curse someone in Dutch for having his mp3 player too loud, sitting next to me. I would not mind if it was Jill Scott or Joss Stone, but he was listening to some hardcore drum and bass, with no lyrics. It was like, he woke up stoned. Now I can curse in French, English, Bosnian, Polish and Dutch and feel bi-lingual like Claude Makelele with his new teamates.


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